This is a record of moments of inspiration to guide wayward folks onto a higher path of existence. Never mind, that was stupid. Let's try again, because quitting is for losers.

This is not a blog. Blogs fucking suck. No one cares what a blogger has to say. Every once in a while, there is a thought in my head that my friends seem to connect with. I call these, 'Thought boners.'

I don't care if you stare at my thought boners. I don't care if you print out and manhandle my thought boners. I don't care if you like or agree with where I get my thought boners, which happens anywhere at any time whether or not children or the elderly are present. It's all about whatever feels good, compadre.

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No guarantees. I’ll give credit to you if it’s posted. Keep them real world based. For example, a life lesson about monkeys throwing shit everywhere is completely acceptable. However, should those monkeys have wings, then what good is that advice, idiot?