What I learned tonight is that chances are, if your parents aren’t fucking squares, your mother drank while you were pregnant. Quote: “If you get a little shit-faced, it isn’t like your baby is just going to die right there, or even the next morning. Anyone who acts like that is full of shit.” All of that, of course, was with the understanding that shit-facing wasn’t a regular weeknight event during the pregnancy. Thanks, Mom, for this life lesson.
