When the party sucks, start a fight. Just make sure you’re impressive at it. I don’t mean you have to be good, make an impression. For instance, right before the fight, look your opponent dead in the eyes and Babe Ruth which part of their body you’re going to take with you.
Ex: “Hey, listen, I don’t wanna do this, but *points to left eyelid* I’m taking that away from you if you start some shit.” Of course, you’re the one starting ‘some shit’, but that’s really neither here nor there.
Just remember, fighting is a major party foul, so it is your responsibility to mitigate the levels of your dickheaditude by making it a worthwhile viewing experience.
